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| Author: | MisBehavin [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:39 am ] |
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I do not apologize for the amount of space in this letter I intend to devote to telling you about Mr. Singularity. Let's start with my claim that the dynamics of the situation are such that Mr. Singularity is urging us to follow him down the rabbit hole or through the looking glass into a wonderland of narcissism. Regular readers of my letters probably take that for granted, but if I am to stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Mr. Singularity-induced disaster, I must explain to the population at large that poison is countered only by an antidote. Let me recap that for you, because it really is extraordinarily important: Mr. Singularity and his chums (Fork and Slim) are, by nature, cynical sewer rats. Not only can that nature not be changed by window-dressing or persiflage, but there is no place in this country where we are safe from Mr. Singularity's collaborators, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Mr. Singularity recently stated that nonrepresentationalism is the only alternative to gangsterism. He said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. He said it as if he meant it. That's scary, because he proclaims at every opportunity that he'd never reduce social and cultural awareness to a dictated set of guidelines to follow. The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks. While some information provided by his legatees may be factual, other material is unsubstantiated rumor or catty overgeneralizations. Anyway, that's it for this letter. Let Mr. Singularity read it and weep. |
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| Author: | Singularity [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:40 am ] |
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LOL. Gotta love the complaint generator. |
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| Author: | MisBehavin [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:49 am ] |
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Hey! Stop laughing, noone is gonna take this seriously. |
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| Author: | Runaway Proton [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:04 am ] |
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Sigh, can you boil that down for us rednecks? |
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| Author: | Singularity [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:13 am ] |
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Sure... Misb: I had a wierd dream about my boss... Me: Uhh? Misb: Oh this'll be hillarious Me: Uhh? ?? Misb: I hope I don't get banned for this Me: Wha?? Misb: hahaha Me: Uhm... Misb: dangit you're already there! Stop that! Me: Heh Misb: Bah, this is supposed to be funny Me: muhahaha Misb: Not that kindof funny dangit Me: Oh. Too late. |
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| Author: | Runaway Proton [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:20 pm ] |
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Much better! Thanks! |
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| Author: | MisBehavin [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:48 pm ] |
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Singularity wrote: Sure... Misb: I had a wierd dream about my boss... Me: Uhh? Misb: Oh this'll be hillarious Me: Uhh? ?? Misb: I hope I don't get banned for this Me: Wha?? Misb: hahaha Me: Uhm... Misb: dangit you're already there! Stop that! Me: Heh Misb: Bah, this is supposed to be funny Me: muhahaha Misb: Not that kindof funny dangit Me: Oh. Too late. Sigh! See what I have to tolerate? |
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| Author: | Slim Shady [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:19 pm ] |
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i've seen far worse quotes... |
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| Author: | Big D [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:06 pm ] |
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Mr. Singletary has been found guilty of colaberation with Slim Shady and therfor considered unworthy of participaton in futue smack talk and flame wars for the period of 2 weeks and 3 days. This sentence will be carried out immediately without recourse. There shall be no appeals to this sentence and all grievances posted concerning this decision shall be punishable to the full extend of the Tradewars law. Any member of the Tradewars community that is not in agreement with this determination shall suffer the same concequences with the addition of being flogged. The Management |
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| Author: | MisBehavin [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:29 pm ] |
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Big D wrote: Mr. Singletary has been found guilty of colaberation with Slim Shady and therfor considered unworthy of participaton in futue smack talk and flame wars for the period of 2 weeks and 3 days. This sentence will be carried out immediately without recourse. There shall be no appeals to this sentence and all grievances posted concerning this decision shall be punishable to the full extend of the Tradewars law. Any member of the Tradewars community that is not in agreement with this determination shall suffer the same concequences with the addition of being flogged. The Management Ya know, It's about time someone recognize and see my side of this. KICK EM WHERE IT HURTS! |
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| Author: | bdg6000 [ Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:35 am ] |
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test |
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